Competetion Madness!!!

I feel like a competetion
If anyone feels weird enough to enter them
send your entries to
maisie@commplete.com

Comp No. 1
Can you answer this riddle?
what we catch
we throw away
what we can't catch
we keep
what am I talking about?
winner will get something weird
Not Telling You What

Comp No.2
Pictures
send in pictures of you
a) being weird
b) modified to look weird
c) wearing weird clothes
the best entry will win ????
NOT TELLING!!!
you have to win to find out

Comp No.3
Funny Quote
I want the funniest quote you can find
there are no guidlines
though it can't swear
or be have sexual content
The winner will get a prize
which isn't being revealed

all competetion close on
30/02/09
winners will be mentioned on my blog
and will recieve a email with prize
GOOD LUCK!!